First of all, thanks to everybody who voted. Been with STBB for quite a while and although I have periods where I don't make music at all, I know that if I come back to it, I can also count on the awesome community here to supply me with new challenges and such.
Rules STBB #647:

MicroChops!!
Make a beat with TWO beats. One should primarily use longer (half a bar) samples, that remind you of the original composition. The other should be elaborately chopped, unrecognizable to the untrained ear

Secondary challenge: play at least something live! Meaning, recording samples or midi notes in unquantized. Another way to comply with this is recording your beatboxing, and then syncing drum hits to that recording.
External anything allowed, except other musical samples. There should be enough in the package. You can focus on one sample from the pack but you don't have to - judge by yourself if it's what works best for the macro vs micro chops in your beat's theme. No time limit, again, judge for yourself when one part is played out and should give way to the second part.
Here’s the wetransfer link: https://we.tl/t-LpP0VC9hGS (~500MB)
I’m thinking if somebody has really bad internet, here’s a smaller file with mp3 versions: https://we.tl/t-1ZOTp0dhOF (~80MB)
Have fun chopping!

The Fine Print:
Upload your beat to Soundcloud, include "STBB ###“ in the title, and POST TO THIS FORUM by Wednesday at Midnight, Pacific time.
Try to leave as much feedback as you can and you will receive it back.
For easy browsing's sake, you can also go to the STBB page: https://soundcloud.com/stbbcollection
Label entries that are posted after the deadline as 'late entry' and entries that don't comply with the rules as: 'non-entry' in your track title.
EVERYONE VOTES - by Friday at Midnight, Pacific time
Winner: post new sample, rules, etc by Saturday at Noon, Pacific time and upload the sample here: https://wetransfer.com/